So, it’s been a running joke for the MU Times Team (MUTT) that I would write an article full of cruddy dog jokes. As we recently reached 1000 likes on Facebook, I finally did it. I hope you’re all happy now.
So, I went to a zoo the other day, and there was only one exhibition…This single lonely dog..
It was a Shih Tzu
What’s a Dog’s favourite play by the Bard?
Mutt ado about nothing.
What do you call a large canine that has reached inner peace?
What do you call a Dog in snow?
A chilly dog.
What’s a dog’s favourite City?
New Yorkie… Yes, that was as bad to type as it was to read.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter, the poor thing won’t come.